Oh Her? She Just Hangs Out Here All the Time

Posted on: January 18th, 2011 by jenmatt No Comments

Having problems getting back into the office routine after a few days off? Why not try a quick game of Spot the Naked Lady? I think I found three in the listing, but it was hard to count what with all the eye-averting I had to do.

If that’s a bit too risque for your Tuesday tea-and-computer time, here’s a milder game: Figure Out What to Call This Room.

Is it a bedroom? A bathroom? A full bed? A bathenbedderroom?

(LovelyListings.com)

Best MLS Photos of the Week ~ Weapons & Firearms

Posted on: January 6th, 2011 by jenmatt No Comments

Lock up  your  weapons while your house is on the real estate market or

 at the very least don’t put pictures of them on the on the MLS.

Here is why…

Perfect new write up for this picture:

 Spacious Bedroom that boasts hardwood floors & crown molding…don’t forget the Samurai swords & other weapons of death with the ability to chop you into little pieces if you do not buy this house. Act now.. or else! (Thanks to Chad L. for finding this picture for us!)

Really?

Perfect place for for family to kick back & shoot a few rounds of ammo…

Everybody needs a gun range target in their family room… right?

Finally, on a safety note… do you really want to show every bad person out

there that you have weapons that they can break-in & steal?

 

The local Multiple Listing Service (MLS) I am member of allows for only 26 photos and I make sure I take the BEST photos I can to give my seller the BEST exposure for their listing….

Jen Stauter Kornstedt is a Realtor @ Stark Company, Realtors with her husband, Matt. She is the daughter of long time Realtor, is a stager, a runner, a lover of modern art & Mommy to Caden & Carson.

“Best” MLS Photos of the Week ~ Fingers & Cars

Posted on: November 12th, 2010 by jenmatt No Comments

 

This week’s “Best” MLS Photos are all about getting the perfect shot.  A house can be staged to look its best, but when the camera work is off… this happens:

 Ok… it looks like it may have been cold out when this photo was taken, but if you are not going to get out of your car to take the shot — aim up & don’t get your car’s side mirror in the picture!

Really?!?  What is up with this? It appears this agent is all fingers or shoud I say finger….

The local Multiple Listing Service (MLS) I am member of allows for only 26 photos and I make sure I take the BEST photos I can to give my seller the BEST exposure for their listing….

Jen Stauter Kornstedt is a Realtor @ Stark Company, Realtors with her husband, Matt. She is the daughter of long time Realtor, is a stager, a runner, a lover of modern art & Mommy to Caden & Carson.

"Best” MLS Photos of the Week

Posted on: October 20th, 2010 by jenmatt 1 Comment

The local Multiple Listing Service (MLS) I am member of allows for only 26 photos and I make sure I take the BEST photos I can to give my seller the BEST exposure for their listing….

Have you ever noticed that some MLS listings have tons of pictures that really tell a prospective buyer nothing about the house? 

Here are a few of my favorites:

Check out my dolls!  Umm… wait tell me about the room?  Is it big? Is it small?  No clue?

Check out my couch! Ok… now tell me about the room? The couch won’t even fit in the picture… might be a small room… What do you think?

 

Check out my cabinet!  What can you tell me about this kitchen? Hmm.. it has an awesome spice rack, the owner is out of bananas, the microwave is a great place to keep the bread?

 When you are looking for a house – you want to get a feel for  room size & extra features  — not the current owner’s stuff.

This house needs a Realtor with a Wide Angle Lens! :)

Jen Stauter Kornstedt is a Realtor @ Stark Company, Realtors with her husband, Matt. She is the daughter of long time Realtor, is a stager, a runner, a lover of modern art & Mommy to Caden & Carson.

“Best” MLS Photos of the Week

Posted on: October 6th, 2010 by jenmatt 1 Comment

What is up with this picture?

  What agent would take a picture & miss the top portion of the property?

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A few more photos in… I found out why.  This is clearly a unique property & needs to marketed as such.  Don’t try to hide the uniqueness of a property with “clever” photography.  The unique features of this property are probably the things that will help to sell it - someone will ♥ it.

The local Multiple Listing Service (MLS) I am member of allows for only 26 photos and I make sure I take the BEST photos I can to give my seller the BEST exposure for their listing….

Jen Stauter Kornstedt is a Realtor @ Stark Company, Realtors with her husband, Matt. She is the daughter of long time Realtor, is a stager, a runner, a lover of modern art & Mommy to Caden & Carson.